Dear Human Race,

At UANT we take birthdays seriously and make sure everyone is happy and safe, within reason. Public relations officer Zykov personally escorts some of the parties to destinations in New Zealand and Antarctica, usually the McMurdo club strip.

On this occasion, twins were having a birthday, and, as matriculating students, had the right to demand such an escort. They were provided with it, and selected a group of friends to join, some of which had not heard of UANT but were recruited by the birthday twins.

They made stops to pick up their crew, and headed to the strip. There, despite some diffuculties related to the ongoing development of interpersonal relationships, health-related mishaps, and lost items like mobile phones and sanity, and despite being parked illegally in a tow zone, they aided Zykov's current sociology project by demonstrating chaos theory in social scenarios, the topic of a paper he will be presenting at the Erebus Club next month.

Recent parties consist of summertime dreams

when Public Relations director Ivan Zykov took potential students on a whirlwind tour of the community around the New New Zealand campus to demonstrate the lighter side of the University of Antarctica. The potential recruits took it as a time to party. They yelled for hours straight at each other and screamed and danced to

strange melodies all night on the way, to and fro, stopping at pubs and clubs all along the way. Baby do you dare to do this?

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